Oh the shade...the shade!!!!

Why yes, I am derailing a Cumberbatch post with the many Hiddles gifs I have. This is my nefarious plan.

My favorite was when I was told to "smile eyes". You can just tell when the teacher binges on Next Top Model.

I don't even know who I envy more. She gets to have sex with HIM. He gets to have sex with HER. And I get to read about it on the internet, in the middle of the day, in my pajamas.

That's not lame. That's sweet.

I once stole a sprite from my school's cafeteria. I had the stomach flu, was stranded at school with bus fair plus some change, and needed something. I had enough to buy the cup for water, but not a pop.

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

I know so much about that generation (Selena/Demi/Miley/the Jonas Brothers, etc.) of Disney stars from reading the comments on ONTD. I don't regret a second of it (well maybe a few seconds). The best/most time consuming exercise is trying to untangle the web of romantic relationships because there's so much overlap…

It was obviously a slow day at work for me.

Infinite stars for "King Joffrey of Pop". Holy shit.

Well, it seems that they haven't been close friends for a long time now, they've just been pretending to be (for da fans? for PR? ONTDers aren't really sure, but they are sure that this friendship is dead and will not be resurrected because they've both "changed too much"). Demi is mad at Selena for numerous offenses.…

Age gaps. They can be confusing.

True true. I'm at the older end of millenials and I find that now you hang out, hook up, and if you are still interested hang out and hook up more until you or the other person "fall off" or you become more interested in each other and talk about being exclusive. Then that's when you are in a relationship. The only…

Harvard, the most prestigious university in the world, is not really representative of the greater college-attending and/or millennial population.

X (pronounced "multiply")

Jolie can act.

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

Alright Black People basic bitch is officially dead. Meet me over at #blacktwitter in 2o min to discuss new alternatives, b/c thot is also on it's way out.