I love the song but it's not my favorite off the album. I prefer XO, Blow, Partition, and Flawless.

FLOTUS like a butterfly, sting like a bee. She is awesome.

I'm sorry but this outfit is a..

Cant wear these. Would forget I had them on and pick my nose.

Totally read that as "The GOP Plans to Raise Minimum Wage for Workers to $10 Per Hour."

"You know you want it" is a common phrase that is used by rapists when they are raping other people. Just FYI.

Good for her! I wish I could be that confident. I don't even want to wear shorts if I forget to shave my legs.

Very good; I will add these to the data and have them analyzed later on tonight.

While we are all sobbing. You might as well take a look at this.

Whenever I see non-Snape pictures of Alan Rickman, I'm always struck by how warm and fuzzy he seems. I know it's called acting, but his Snape was just so bitter.

Be sure to tell them how much you appreciate their manners and kindness! You don't have to gush but positive reinforcement is never wasted.

There is a group of skater boys that live in my apartment building. They are probably between the ages of 10 and 15, and 5 or so of them skate together after school every day, frequenting the sidewalks and areas where I walk my dog. My dog is very skittish and gets really scared at the sound or sight of a skateboard.

To be fair- we've all fucked horrible people. Judge her on more relevant matters like the way she has cold-shouldered Salem after all those years. He deserved better, Melissa Joan N-Heart! HE DESERVED BETTER!

The other two mostest famousest Russian wimmenz are the t.A.T.u chicks.

"Is a very simple and democratic brand".....I need to remember to say this the next time my husband gives me guff for my MAC purchases.

These two are the most Russian Russians to ever Russia. I love them. #neverchange

I saw this picture and thought this was going g to be about Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi

Having spent a week in Russia, I am an expert on Russian women and I am telling you that they are ALL batshit crazy just like this and I love it.

That settles it. I'm making t-shirts. Jesus is my ombré.