French fries are vegan. Do you understand now?

Is that areola you'll be having? No titscotti?

Twat would you like in your coffee?

Only if you went to Harvard.

As my mother would say "Someone else's asshole may not be an asshole to you." It sounds better in Hindi...

Oh fuck. I've been frozen out, and I HATE IT. Especially when the guy doing it to me is the first guy I had sex with. I did not go to his house, though I was tempted. A month later, he texts me: "Hi." That's all. I nearly went over to his house at that point TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

I'm on the fence here. Jez does a lot of political reporting as well as some political "reporting" and has a history of speaking on crimes against women. In this case, there are 8 dead women. Someone knows exactly what happened to them and silence and lack of outside pressure are the only things that have kept that…

Let's celebrate with some Kraftwerk!

That seems wasteful. I'd want my friends to donate my porn to charity.

Benedict Cumberbatch is actually out of frame, writing "I am sorry for my slave-owning ancestry" 500 times on a black, er, whiteboard

Gilmore Girls is my favorite show. No shame.

The grammar...it hurts.

You're/Your, dude. You're/Your.

Yeah, the bit where the owner just dismisses his partner's concerns about their sleeping child kind of ruins this for me. "He can sleep through anything".... Poor woman made a baby with a manchild.

He looks so much better without those stupid tinted glasses he used to wear

I have a husky mix. I love her and think she is the most beautiful mutt I've ever seen. I'm just going to leave this here.

Ditto The Heat. She was purposely a grimy, tough cop and that movie was goddamn hilarious.

My dad always had a handkerchief when I was a kid and it was always a struggle finding a non-crunchy spot on that thing to blow my nose into...