I love my friends sooooooooo much it’s ridiculous.

I want to cry, but I can’t afford to lose the moisture.

Hey Don the Con:

AND they just walked up to the back of the sign to do this. No fancy online hacking required. The boxes on the back are supposed to be locked, but I guess someone noticed that TxDOT gets lazy about it, so they were able to walk up in the middle of the night and reprogram it.

Girl. I’m so sorry. Been there, done that, and it doesn’t get easier, does it?

Eh. I have a thing for the red-headed, red-bearded Icelandic dude who is in GOT. Plays the head dude of the Wildings. I think he actually goes by Thor in real life.

Yeah, she’s like five minutes pregnant. Personally, I’d never announce a pregnancy this early, not even to close friends and family. I’m old-fashioned, and wait until the 12 week mark. (Lots of miscarriages.)

Endomorph.

After planning my 25th wedding anniversary party, which tends to have a lot of overlap with weddings if you want it to, I can totally see how it went up that high, even without being in a castle. It’s ridiculous.

Mine is a dog! My house is Hufflepuff, and my wand is a 11 3/4 rowan wood with rigid flexibility and a unicorn hair core.

My guess: the new mayor is a woman.

It doesn’t have to be that way. When our daughter was born, I was a high school teacher and he was in the Army. We both worked long hours, and I brought work home on a regular basis. We had no family around (stationed far away), so we decided to take one night on, one night off. Baby duty. Whoever was off that night…

Ug, exactly. After my daughter was born, when I finally got back to working out, I LOVED the fact that I got some time to myself. No baby, no sticky skin on mine, no spit up, no worries. Just spending some time on myself. Maybe 45 minutes. Heaven. I have nothing against women who want to work out with their babies,…

I’ll never forget some early reality TV show on TLC (can’t even remember the name) in which a woman had a baby and the only thing she could talk about—literally the ENTIRE episode—was how she couldn’t wait to have the baby so she could lose weight and “stop being a fat ass.” In the hospital, right after having the…

They also apparently have money for a tanning membership.

He works from home and you do all THAT? No, girl. No. Time for a Come to Jesus meeting. One in which he sees the light.

Excellent points. There’s a lot to life. But there are only 24 hours in a day. I’m glad I’ve had periods in life when I’ve been obsessed with physical fitness, but I’m also glad I bothered to become a master gardener, to learn how to cook, to read until my eyeballs dropped out, to learn about astronomy, camp, ride…

The Zone at East End. HORRIBLE.

It DEFINITELY still is. It might be worse. When my daughter’s car was stolen (this was after it was broken into and the stereo was ripped out), the police told her it was probably already in a chop shop and that there are so many car thefts in that part of town they can’t keep up.

Holy SHIT. When was this?