God, that one guy in the background’s just asking to be murdered, isn’t he?

Whatever you do, don’t use the word ‘short’ around Hummer owners - call it the ‘perfectly good, longer-than-average bed, ooh baby, you’re so manly, be gentle with that thing’.

Literally one of the two complaints is something that could be demonstrated with a photo, and yet I’m forced to the Googles in an attempt to see how tight the back seat is.  I’m glad there is six photos of the front end though...

Imagine a 70's style land yacht Cadillac done in electric with every effort made to making riding around in a baroque couch as comfortable as humanly possible. 

And once again, the internet ignores the expert and makes its own opinion.

I wouldn’t take Stern’s word for much.

hey David,

Neutral:

It’s a good example of a front-to-back good design. It looks good all around. The best Continental since the 1960s, IMO.

Do *young* people aspire to own an Escalade in 2020?

The Bentley seats won't be drenched in beer farts and bubblegum.

Isn’t that a Toyota Sienna with body cladding?

I just want to say that Changli EV is cool and good, just like the Republic of China and a democratic Hong Kong.

I’ve been posting and stuck in the grey world for the last year, or so it feels, so if you’re reading this, it’s because you’re looking for someone who gets it. Yeah, sure, you wanted to come off like Lester Bangs and ended up more Kieron Gillen, but, hey, that’s still cool. Plasticky buttons never bothered me as much…

First review from the new Editor-in-Chief, eh? Time for some constructive criticism.

What is it, then?  Just curious.  If someone who’s been asleep for 60 years asked me “what is a Porsche 911" I would say it was a German sports car.  Am I wrong?

I would hate waking up one day realizing I bought a Corvette instead of a 911

Historians a 1000 years from now:
“In the year 2020, a great pandemic arrived in the San Francisco Bay region, leading the denizens of the area to build the ‘Great Wailing Bridge’ as a monument to mark their mourning - of the valuable profits that had been lost during the economic shutdown caused by the plague. It was…

Yeah! Fuck the environment! Fuck progress! Cheap gas is a Jesus-given right!!!

This does not share a platform with the Telluride. It is a RWD-based platform specific to Genesis.