She wanted to be a hero like Link. She’s actually much more powerful but couldn’t unlock that power until she accepted that she couldn’t be like Link. So her desire to be someone else stopped her from being her peak self. Only when Link and the champions fail does she shift from wanting to be like them and wanting to…

Anything is really the ultimate tool. If you have anything you don’t have nothing. So you really double your value because you have anything and something. I got a 2 for 1 deal earlier today. It was really something.

Great track. Am I just getting old and cranky or did games have better music, back in the day?

Vasectomy would do it

Not if I can steal back my bananas

Pretty much all of them that result from falling weirdly, so Hayward comes to mind.

I’m always baffled at how bad so many pro-athletes are at falling. Six months of aikido could prevent so many sports injuries.

I am intrigued to see IT on Cavs., too. I kept telling my wife last year that his success was proof of Stevens’ genius. So he’ll be a great test of Stevens’ skill and, more importantly, my basketball-coach-assessment acumen.

I think you posted the wrong thing. This is just Reggie Miller calling a game in his usual way.

It’s also a white supremacist number because 3 of the eleventh letter spells out “Assface.”

Pop is a vet and therefore much more qualified to talk about guns than the vast majority of people in congress.

What? How is that kid going to grow up and look like Shaq? Or are they reimagining everything about the character?

The last level in 3D World is insanely hard, for me at least. It’s the only Mario game I haven’t 100% because of it. Those jumping sections with the alternating blue and pink vanishing platforms crush me, as does the forced-sprint part a bit after. That’s the furthest I’ve gotten in it, but I imagine it only gets…

Anyone know if they gave him the same name as his character in Justified on purpose? I like to think of this season of ST as the conclusion of Constable Bob’s story. He realized he was a shitty cop, left KY, and started a new life in Hawkins.

There were actually 96 theses, not 95. At the time, no one knew what 96 was talking about, so it gets left out a lot. Modern scholars agree the proper reading is “Getting hit by a truck.”

Yeah, but did you know you can quit your job, work from home, and make $10000/day, via the Internet?

If the Clippers win but they’re the Clippers, does anybody care?

Having torn my Achilles while playing Demon’s (Demons’?) Souls, I can relate. I would never admit that that’s what happened in person though; I made up a story about falling down the stairs. Bully for this guy for being straight up about it, I guess. On the other hand, now he looks like an idiot, so maybe not.

Because of how the All Star game works now.

That can’t be real. It’s a joke, right?