lol there is so much wrong with this list I’m not even going to bother

UNfrosted? W...T...F

I wasn’t aware there were other flavors besides Brown sugar cinnamon.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

Fuck off

Hot take! Like a really hot tomato sauce.

Okay. Your opinion is stupid. Fuck off.

I hope someone pastes Steph Curry’s head over the Larry Bird poster that almost certainly hangs in your room.

This is amazing. Who are you trying to parody here? Old racist uncle? Half-hearted Skip Bayless? The reanimated corpse of Andy Rooney?

Scorching hot!

Surprised he wasnt beaten to death.

I heard Harrison only agreed to the interview after the NFL agreed to give him a trophy for participating in it.

Or this guy:

One of the most hardest rapin’ safeties in the league!

Absolutely nothing in your posts gives off “arch humor” rather than rightous indignation that one of the most dangerous cities is dangerous. Not to mention that, you know, the murder rates for the cities you mentioned in the US are confined to small parts of those cities, and those stats only include the actual city…

This is a strange internet hill to die on, bud.

Why the fuck are you so defensive about Rio?

Why did you pick murder as your benchmark? The British athlete and American swimmers were robbed, not killed.