On the plus side: No Joe Buck or Harold Reynolds!

of course we know they know he doesn’t know. They told us they know he doesn’t know.

That person would be hated by all.

I hope he does the unthinkable and pitches a perfect game.

They’ve been under investigation since 2011. The sale predates ISIS’ separation from Al Qaeda.

I think I heard a “help me” in there.

God damn. I think I love bills tailgaters.

Solid shade selection

I knew someone would call you out for deer. I wanted to switch it up.

Dear in the fucking headlights:*

Look like he’s saying “dry this bear” in that Gif

I have three:

Definitely plausible. Probably correct.

I have three:

+1.5.

Total dick move on your part.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person alive?

Always joke truthers

That joke is relatively good