Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

My favorite part of the picture of Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend walking the red carpet at Cannes is that her girlfriend is holding a clear bag that obviously contains Kristen Stewart’s “comfy shoes” for after the carpet (Stewart’s wearing them in the pictures that were taken of the two of them at the airport).…

They don’t have to be... But I think that only host cities that have succesfully* hosted before should be in the running. Spend that money on strengthening the standing infrastructure rather than expecting it to prop up a corrupt government. Anyone who wants to enter in the running going forward has to begin the…

Because being naked provides no benefits like body positivity, health, and confidence. Ass.

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

and, of course, single men are forbidden

I guess Killing Apathetic and Ineffective Oral Sex was taken?

But the best part is he made the outfit out of Mission flour tortillas. the eye make up is crushed oreos. He got everything from Vons for $31.67; total savings $6.12.

I have no idea what Tom’s own orientation is, but I don’t think he’s trying to do drag here.

her butt isn’t large tho

I was born in Oakland and that line never sat well with me...cuz’ I’m fucking adorable.

Thank you! Everyone who is commenting just saying she is taking a line from Sir Mix A Lot is still missing the point of the article.

I immediately got the Baby Got Back reference, but that doesn't make this any less cringeworthy. I always thought that was a disrespectful line in the song anyway (like, women from Oakland can't have a pretty face? WTF), and it's extremely tone deaf for Blake to caption her picture using it. She's got to be doing this…

question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.

It infuriates me that this is the case, just like there are people who will claim all of Bill Cosby’s victims are money-hungry white women who were paid off. Especially with the internet, even though it’s gotten easier to verify and fact-check, we have paradoxically became even lazier and more prone to running with…

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

You also can’t claim “Very few people who are old enough to remember the case in the early 90s believe Dylan” because there’s no accurate way to measure that. What can be said, however, is that, most often, when people have expressed doubt about Dylan’s story, it has been based on misinformation like you have here…

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

The number of people who have no fucks to give for Allen’s behaviour really amplifies the horror of his behaviour.