I thought you didn’t want poop stories?

While we are reminiscing, may I drop this shiny, kooky & dancy link here?

Someone just keep this video away from my partner, who wouldn’t stop singing “I don’t care, I love it” every time he looked at a price tag in Target.

I love you.

That’s weird. Because I always thought the Beastie Boys were known to let suits

Why do people keep using their music without permission? You would think that after the first time someone got sued for it they would cut it out.
It’s actually pretty uncool to use ANYONE’S artistic property without their permission, regardless of whether they’re going to sue you for it or not.

For British context, Chris Evans is probably more famous - in the UK - than Jeremy Clarkson. He ruled breakfast television in the 90s, ruled Friday evening television in the late 90s, and currently has one of the most listened-to radio shows in the country.

He takes the lift to his office on the first floor.

I got... my... grandma.

I hope she made her date hold it the whole fucking night

this fucking bag tho

Is it weird that I agree with her 1000% on this? What’s going on in this world where I believe Miley Cyrus is giving sound advice?! Somebody hold me...

Miley Cyrus says “Fucking is easy. You can find someone to fuck in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”

I definitely reserve my meanness for the people who truly deserve it. I worked in customer service long enough to have a feel for somebody having a rough day and somebody who is just being an asshole. At the time of this incident I had spiky dyed hair, gauged ears and a few tattoos. I’m sure this salesperson thought I…

I’ve actually said to a salesperson “Thanks for your time, even though you’re acting like I’m a waste of your time” Then I went and purchased my fancy dress at a different store.

Secret spite.

I had a Thai employee who was a fairly new addition to the U.S. She went to a Nordstrom’s here and got told by the makeup counter lady that she had “chinky eyes.”

The worst part is, my employee came in the next day and asked me what “chinky” meant. She spoke English really well but was not up to date on idioms or…

I wear MAC to work every day. Face and Body foundation is basically a tinted moisturizer and nothing like the full face look you see on most of their SAs. They have plenty of tame blushes, eyeshadows, and lipsticks to get you through the week. Renee, if MAC treats you right, by all means rock that shit Sunday to…

Man, I would /love/ to see a Mall Makeovers with nothing but non-white people who also talk about the overall experience and how they were served. The last time I got a makeover (inspired by this series, actually!) the woman doing my face contorted herself nearly into a knot trying to avoid racist language (I’m of…