the only evidence my parents have of my sex life is the fact that they have a grandchild on the way. couldn't fathom telling them whether or not i had an open relationship. noap noap noap

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As Nicholas Figueroa’s family buries him. Sorry about your scratch, Awful Lady #2. http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Wak…

If anyone is interested, the book The People Who Eat Darkness covers Lucie Blackman's murder and goes into detail on the scene the author describes, without slandering Lucie or being totally exoticizing. I read it last month when I was on a true crime binge.

this is (admittedly) a weird response. But Frances McDormand. Anyone who gives so little of a fuck that she wears a Gap jean jacket to the Oscars must be fun.

My protip to anybody using O’Hare would be to pick the earliest-morning flight you can find. The business types that fly that early don’t fuck around.

I must be the only person who’s never had an issue with O’Hare, despite using it for decades (until recently, I lived no more than a 10-minute’s drive, door to door).

Nobody in LA really flies LAX unless its an international or transcontinental flight. Otherwise, we just stick to Burbank where the SR71’s flew. Burbank isn’t bad at all.

I worked on the exhibiton “Rare Bird of Fashion: The Irreverant Iris Apfel” - her clothes were amazing but the accessories she created herself were truly inspirational! She is a goddess!!

My sister sent me a picture of her the other day and said, “This is so you when you get older, except with a top knot instead of short hair.” I’m not sure if she knew how much I love and am obsessed with her, but it almost made me cry to get that comparison.

omgggggg

Iris Apfel is GLORIOUS. That is all.

“We had a problem with Jackie...”

That is one thing about Kate that I love - she is the most high-profile clothes recycler out there. She is the only high-profile women I can think of that does it so confidently, whereas many women who have half the budget she does will never be photographed in the same thing twice. I think it’s really admirable that…

In defense of Kate’s basic-ness, I think there’s something refreshing that’s she’s the most famous women in the world, but she will just throw on the same old wrap dress silhouette and work with the same five designers. I also think the fact that she will recycle evening dresses even though she knows everyone is just…

Maybe she doesn’t want to defy the royal style rules. Maybe she’s totally cool with what she wears, as well she should be because she’s always looking beautiful.

I would be thrilled if we could also have custody and support papers sent this way. My daughter’s sperm donor went out of his way to hide out from child support orders for years. He would refuse to sign for served papers or claim not to be himself to the process server. Basically anything he could do to get out of…

“Um, sir, you forgot your garbage!”

So does this mean the SNL castmembers in this video won’t be invited to the annual Scientology recruitment lunch for celebs?