THE MOST DANGEROUS KIND OF POPE.

Truth.

You know what? I agree. I know your little is LITTLE so this is a minute down the road, but even when they get bigger, kids don't quite grasp the severity of death. MiniWom is 4 and gets that guns are dangerous and can hurt people, but I don't think she understands death fully and saying "no cartoons" would be a…

Cool Pope is progressing in the right direction compared to his predecessors (side-eyeing you, Nazi Pope). I'll rejoin the church when we get to Radical Free Thinking Pope Who Acknowledges That Condoms & Birth Control, Among Other Things, Are Probably of God's Creation Too So We Should Be Okay With Them Already.

Seriously. Not a bad angle on him. He could be sneezing with snot flying everywhere and it would still be pants dropping.

Cantinflas comes in at a very close second, only because moustaches wig me out. If he shaved, Cooper would be sitting in the hall.

No Gary Cooper?

Holy mother of pearl yes.

I have pantsfeels. So many pantsfeels.

Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES! Thank you for showing his beautiful face some love. My grandmother admitted to me she had harboured a wild crush on him for years after I admitted to wishing "the guys at my high school could be more like Tyrone Power."

As a previous server and a current parent of a small human, I don't think it's an issue as long as they're not taking an hour to order and the server can understand them. Interacting with kids was one of my favourite parts of being a server :)

Ghosts are the worst! He was a decently recent guy so at least he's not forever haunting me (yet, anyway). We were good friends first, which makes not screaming at him for being a major turd an... accomplishment... but we'll probably have to work on projects together in the future, so it's for the best.

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF Y'ALL!

Truth. Straight truth.

Thank you! Me too.

*hugs* Things are way, way better for me now. It's been about ten years, and since then my life has become pretty rad - nothing fancy, but I have a home and a good job and I can buy groceries for my daughter and I whenever I want!

ooooo I forgot about dry shampoo! And q-tips!

Hell yes! There was one park that I think lost their key because the metal case was never locked. If I happened to go in on a morning they refilled it, it was like "angels we have heard on high, clouds parting, sunbeams shining only on me."

It's awesome that you guys tried, at least! I've always found that the people who are quick to jump to the conclusion that you're calling a homeless person dirty by offering soap or incompetent by offering mental health care are the ones saying those things quite loudly behind doors that aren't really shut all the…

Thank you, me too! It's amazing what a difference turning eighteen and having legal agency over yourself makes. I'm incredibly fortunate to have made it back into a "normal" life.