Forever grey, hope y'all will see this: Having been homeless, please let me attest to how very shitty it is to have your period and no supplies. Homeless teens have it even worse, because usually going to a shelter means someone calling CPS. For the first month, I had supplies I'd taken from home. The second month, I…

Please do. As a former homeless person lemme tell you: it's a hell of a lot easier to find food than it is to find pads, tampons & wet wipes.

An excuse to link Maiden videos, you say?

She looks fabulous even as weirdo Iowa divorcee.

Late post and forever grey, but in hopes that y'all can give me advice:

Totally unsolicited but hopefully helpful: I grew up in a similar situation. My dad moved out when I was nine, and died when I was twelve. In the years leading up to his move out, there were epic screaming matches, flying furniture, police were called on multiple occasions... so while my kid brain didn't understand…

Jesus! My staff gets pizza and coffee and snacks and music and I still feel like I'm not doing enough to thank them. I'm sorry your company is sucky :-/

I'm having a hard time processing that shirt.

Awwwwww. He's got me in tears!

#1: Fuck that guy, and all the warm fuzzies to your friend.

THE VEGANOMICON. Sorry for yelling but it's rad of you want easy, no I'm not a pretentious douche vegetarian & vegan recipes. I've used mine so much that the spine is cracking :)

I'm sorry your family sucks :/ When I had my tonsils done (totally, totally different I know. Feel free to tell me to shove it) I was sick to death of smoothie and broth after the first week; I can only imagine the NSFJR* bread dreams you're having. One discovery I made was liquifying mashed potatoes with broth.…

I worked for a nation wide tea chain who had me doing the work of a regional manager for the pay of an assistant shop manager. 80 hour minimum work weeks, driving hundreds of miles a week between shops with no reimbursement for gas, no personal time, a great relationship ended, ulcers gained. A large portion of my job…

If you have any sort of fur bearing creature that shares your residency, the Dyson pet versions (purple ones) are wonderful.

Oh, and Sun cream. Lots and lots of Sun cream once it's healed.

Tattoos hurt as much as you expect, but that being said, if you don't work yourself up before hand, they're not bad. You can gauge how badly tattoos on the meaty parts of you will hurt by pinching the area. My biceps didn't hurt that bad, just avoid getting tattooed near/in your armpits. Those were the ones that…

As far as his public image goes, he seems like a pretty good guy - good dad to his daughters, continues to support the foundation he started at the beginning of his career, etc. I don't know him personally, but family & friends who've worked with him have only had good things to say. /validates your official liking…

fwiw, their over-obsessing over Little Nerdbirdy is going to be awesome when s/he is four and tearing down the banisters because four year olds are all energy and sass and you want to lock yourself in the bathroom with a coffee mug of scotch.

NOT pathetic. The only reason I haven't texted my ex this season is because I deleted all ways of contacting him shy of Instagram (and have yet to feel blue enough to inbox him when I don't look a hot mess). Go you!

As someone who was also wrongfully committed by their mother: hugs. All the damn hugs.