And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you gracefully & tactfully kill a troll.

Blood. Blood...?

hahaha, I know what you mean! On the plus side, they're not lying when they say a little goes a long way, so my still slightly gut churning total actually ends up being pretty affordable fwiw

Guurrrr, she comes on your property again look her dead in the eye (with the cold, hard "you messed with my kids" casual death gaze I know you have) and calmly say, "You're trespassing and my children are very uncomfortable. Please leave." /practically guaranteed continued crazy lady ranting/ "Do I need to call the…

I "rehomed" my girl from a friend who had neither the time or the capacity to properly love a dog about six years ago. She is my first dog in my adult life, and though I grew up with dogs, was mentally & financially prepared to care for a (large!) dog, and she is sweet, mellow and the biggest love, I was definitely…

OOOOOOOO There are soap-free (clay based) cleansers from LUSH Cosmetics that are the business. I used one called Angels on Bareskin for years, and they have this cold cream style make up remover / cleanser called Ultrabland that I still use and I will kill someone if they try to take it away.

I love that you mention fucking up your pedicure, because that would absolutely be my first thought / first thing I noticed after securing my limbs - "Didn't pee myself? Have all digits? FUCK. I just paid to have those done!" Seriously thou, I hope you're ok. Have you had your sugar levels checked since?

Yes.

I am not appropriating her culture. If you care to re-read my post, I wear scarves in a very different way. My clients, who I know personally, have talked with me about everything from dry roots to being disappointed that the brother they thought was "forward thinking" refuses to let his wife wear colour. While I…

Thank you!

Thank you! It has been a lovely month.

I'm so excited for the mellowness of it all. In and out in under an hour, now let's EAT and HAVE BEER! Pretty much sums up our relationship as well.

As long as you're not wearing it as a hijab for fashion purposes, there's no need to be worried. I wear head scarves in a pin-up manner, and have many conversations with my conservative Muslim customers about the "struggle is real"ness of regular head scarf wearing (best shampoos, how to keep the scarf from wearing…

I'm getting married on Wednesday y'all! San Francisco City Hall, bought my dress for $27, and my daughter / flower girl may be dressed as Batgirl. We're eating BBQ after. Or maybe finding a pub.

I literally stamped my foot like an angry child when I realized that pink dress with the fan-pleated skirt is too small for me. Beautiful shop!

This thread is everything I needed in my night.

Where was US Weekly earlier this evening when I flashed full boob to the Puparazzi*, HUH? CAN'T SENSOR THE WOMMIE Y'ALL.

I have SO many things against Greek & Latin. Also, I am a terrible speller and consequently depend on auto-text too heavily.

I thought he was, and then multiple friends who've worked on sets with him revealed he's a bit of a rude, self-absorbed, classicist dick. Nothing secures my chastity belt faster.

I took a hiatus from the site right after your first Saturday take over, and damn if it's not the best to see you contributing regularly. "101 Things That Probably Taste Better Than the Cheeto That Just Fell in My Vodka Martini But I Ate It Anyway." turned my shitty day frown upside down. #BRIMSG4EVA