Darlin', Southerners never stopped wearing hats and, in the main, are the only people who wear hats properly.

OMG. This woman is an embarrassment to the entire human race.

Some years ago, there was the sponge for birth control. It had a long tail that should've made removal easily. Well, most did. Mine didn't. It had a little nubbin of a tale. When the proper amount of time had passed, I casually tried to remove the little bugger. Two hours later, I came out of the bathroom with…

Perfect story to remind us to empty files promptly. Lock up hard copies if necessary. Not doing so is like knowing and ignoring the rattlesnake in your desk.

Utterly wonderful. I'm so glad Lil Bub is loved by someone who understands.