Now we just need to get rid of our side mirrors.

Its just part of his process.

Can I wear a lambskin condom?

In accordance with standard relationship protocol, sex will immediately be terminated and another goat will be brought in for you.

My girl and I fit together almost perfectly. Where we don’t, leaves a goat shaped void between our souls, so this works perfectly.

Article specifies yes.

Can the goat be cloned? I like a regular routine. Switching the goat is just too far.

They can’t consent to their throats being slit and then eaten but I’m pretty sure they are totally on board with it.

Why wouldn’t the teams just boycott them. Serves Rio right for being such assholes.

This is just the same shitty sheet metal pans that you can buy anywhere. They cost $10 to manufacture and claim to be excellent. All crap.

This is just the same shitty sheet metal pans that you can buy anywhere. They cost $10 to manufacture and claim to…

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Looks like I’ll be vacationing in North Dakota.

Little known fact, the remoteness of large parts of Russia led to an evolutionary deviation where the heart is located in the skull to protect it better from bears. A heart attack for someone of this lineage leads to extreme cerebral edema, fracturing the skull. It often appears as what we would normally consider…

This is going to make such a great ecosystem from small fish when its resting on the bottom.

You forgot the part where the women were pregnant because the men raped them. Then they were shot.

I think there is a stereotype of many black women in America being crazy and controlling. This can be viewed in all sorts of media and just as a human observer. White men aren’t into crazy. Neither are black men. I’m sure that is part of it.

Hand it over to the Justice Department. They’ll root out those wrong doers just like they did the ones on Wall Street.

The could probably pay their taxes, but then it would make it harder for the 1%.

I think the government is working towards making it so regardless of how good you are they can always find an excuse to put you behind bars.

Alanis, if my engagement ends for some reason I’m gonna stalk you hard core. Ha jk but really