It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I’m not sure how you got access to the open internet from North Korea, but I’d take issue with your assessment of Kim Jong-un as a “strong, competent, and rational” leader.

How about they pay their taxes instead of hiding money offshore in every tax haven they can find?

Has he tweeted yet?

I eagerly await Donald Trump’s analysis prior to any known facts. I surmise that Pence is a flat earth sort of guy, but I don’t know about Little Finger.

yeah, but Matt Damon disassembled it for parts remember.

This must be why I can’t get to Gawker.com. I wanted to see how that Hulk Hogan/Peter Thiel thing was going.

Gilbert Gottfried.

At least they don’t have to put up with ads on their internet sites.

Boldly floating where no man has floated before?

My dad, a law-abiding citizen and a clock fancier/collector, is rolling in his grave at this.

Jamie, please use the metric system (we are in 2016 !!)

22 foot : 6,70 m / 43 miles : 69,2 km

Trisolaris has obviously sent a sophon to mess with Earth. Time to set up the wallfacer project.

Did that 408 million include the structural analysis repairs? I feel like it should for that price.

Of course that’s fake, you can’t even see the turtle.

Well, it looks like he was the one...

False. That is clearly a sewing machine.