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Excellent, I’ll really be able to utilize that gigabit internet that is available practically nowhere.

Excellent, I’ll really be able to utilize that gigabit internet that is available practically nowhere.

Who is going to arrest him? What if someone gets killed trying to capture him that otherwise wouldn’t have died.

Sorry to burst the bubble but its likely Obama is a closet atheist. Agnostic minimum.

Why would it matter if her pregnancy wasn’t planned? If she really didn’t want it she could always just get an abortion. That’s still a thing right?

Skunk Works on both quizzes. Meaning... my aircraft is not an aircraft at all. Sooo... what? I’m a skunk?

Removes home office despite objections. Immediately questions why you’re not getting your work done.

Mac’s suck BURN

We care about this less than soccer and even less the cricket.

It’s about time someone said this.

Answer: Strictly base it on what kind of mood you’re in.

I imagine this a more an issue of an elderly persons poor driving than flip flop danger.

My career goal is to write an autobiography. fuuuuuuck

First intelligent thing they have done in a decade.

The link to the pdf in the fake olive oil article no longer works :(

OMG I completely forget FX has all of them up. No chromecast support if originally prevented me from binging.

Guess I’ll have to quit my coffee and corn breakfast.

I wasn’t aware you are suppose to tip movers? It’s just their job. Are we supposed to tip the plumber and electrician for doing their job we’re already paying them to do as well. Also, I just want to carry my own bags to my room, not pay someone to delay their arrival. As far as paying a bartender a dollar to pop the…

I was also born in ‘87 as well and take issue with being grouped in with kids who are just now reaching puberty. My girlfriend is a high school teacher and I can honestly say that I and most everyone I knew when I was in high school were not such pieces of shit. Fortunately for us this means there won’t be a shortage…