I really think Durst has something major-league damaging on his family—most likely, about his mother's death. It has never made sense they have let him run amok like this for so many years and create even more scandal than his original crime did. And by the time he started showing up at family affairs and threatening…

Working for Giuliani's firm? Two seconds...:p

McDonald's profits are in the tank and rapidly heading southward. Their old customers are turning away because their food is a health apocalypse; even worse, they have arguably lost the Millennial and successive generations who got hip to their lousy-food game. Seems like they might, I dunno, concentrate on revamping…

Heh—my parrot loves to remind me of that. Often. ;)

My parrot likes to remind me of that. Often. ;)

To anyone who owns a parrot, this comes as absolutely no surprise. ;)

Seriously, he's a major dark horse with a good shot at taking all the marbles. It's stealth guys like this that often wind up winning.

There's a very good reason Christie didn't make the vetting cut as Mitt Romney's potential VP candidate back in 2012. Talk about an avalanche of dirt...

Damn. "Would the 'Murdoch Mysteries' writers please come to the front desk?" ;)

It could have been undiagnosed OCD/phobia. Not unheard of, unfortunately...http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/colly…

It's a surprisingly long list, isn't it? And it puts the lie to the "marry and be forever happy" canard—several heiresses had multiple husbands. Maybe they felt that by making their own world where they could do whatever without family/husbands bothering them was real happiness? Maybe it was rebellion against the…

HOME: Try "casing" your own home, at night and/or during the day. Attempt to gain access when locked and "secure."

I figured the announcer was either mondo-snarking—or he was Anatole of Paris via Bond Street...

Gah. She was the original mold for cosmetic queens who loathe their customers—and women in general. :P

They barely gave her a rinse. Bleh...

An academic question: how was your average beatnik supposed to pay for all this? The eggs alone were probably two days worth of food for her.

Lose my leather jacket? Only if they want to be nuked from orbit. :p

Whenever I see these "studies," I'd give a million to find out what kind of marriages/relationships the authors had back in the day...:P

Um, well...only if I came to his house armed with flame-throwers and holy water and something to nuke the place from orbit. After arranging to meet Tom at a comfy inn in town...;)

Um, well...only if I came to his house armed with flame-throwers and holy water and something to nuke the place from orbit. After arranging to meet Tom at a comfy inn in town...;)