I’m confused. You complain that the article doesn’t give enough context or detail about the event, while also complaining that you don’t like to read articles like this.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

I forgive you, but only because you acknowledged the terror that is that word.

Honestly I’m just surprised that this is a real, actual relationship. Or at least that’s the very real passive aggression that exists between lovers.

A little bit, I think, and trying to cover it with the classic, “No, it’s just a bit of eye booger,” move. I feel bad for her.

This. He’s the merkin.

SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

Have you met...Vincent Adultman?

So staged. So totally, completely, staged.

This article is insulting. Without the training my Political Science degree gave me there is no way I could have excelled at my chosen field. That field being bartending.

I gave you a historical 411. Lesbian feminists were excluded by hetero feminists from being active participants in the Second Wave of Feminism (the same way white women tried to exclude black women and their concerns). The lesbionic sisterfriends were all hell no and decided to force their way into feminism. Had they…

Too homo, obvs.

Change “drunk raping” to “drunk driving” and change “will have to emotionally deal with the fact that I was raped for the rest of my life” to “I’m in a wheelchair for the rest of my life” and there is no way this guy only gets three months.

Howard Ends, Ranked

I have an aunt like that. She’s in her sixties and has been living with her “best friend” for over thirty years. My parents think it’s nice that the two spinsters keep each other company and travel together...

“I will entice you with soft bread of the whole grain kind, with the most grains possible. Then I will hit you doggie style.”

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

Assuming California Law applies here.. It isn't like she gets half of everything he has. She gets half of what they both made during the 15 months they were married.

"..where the LGBTQ lifestyle is still actively discriminated against in many parts.."

Excellent piece Barry. Although, I'd like to offer my thoughts on a particular line: Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act.