Co-signed on Ramen Tatsuya; I live Stiles Switch BBQ, too.

Came here just for that!

JITB tacos, though objectively gross, are delicious. Wait until these hit yo city.

I concur, though I do not dislike actual ranch dressing, I do hate the fake buttermilk taste of Cool Ranch Doritos, much in the same way I can’t stomach fake “sour cream” types of snacks as sour cream and onion potato chips. 

But they do...

Yep. Just upgraded from steerage to business class on a flight from London to Austin for $400 last week. Still don’t think I’d take $1500 though. $5K - sure, however the clip looks like they are all in coach and he offered $1500 to a guy sitting in the bulkhead seat. Might have taken that...

Just don’t wear it to Golden Corral, apparently. 

And I thought the hobbyhorse thing was weird:

Some sort of fast food, to be sure.

Before you commit to this take, please next time you are in Austin, Texas, go by Lammes candies at Valetine’s Day or Mothers Day and try/invest in a dozed of these:

Came here to suggest just that. Donate mine to a local rescue group that buys common animal meds in bulk and reuses the prescription bottles.

Or “saditty.”

Or “saditty.”

The school still has her listed on its soccer team website. https://uclabruins.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=5425

18" sausage? Overcompensating much, D-Backs?

Blasphemy. Basted eggs aren’t even included in the contest. 

Breath, not “breathe.”

Winky, meet Golden Retriever. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/golden-retriever-dog-fails-obedience-test-video_n_6186890.html

Preach!

Yep. Waiting for his 15 minutes to expire.