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Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

Y’all are still trying to make this “Pool Boys” thing happen?

Ooh that slider so scandalous
And you know another catcher can’t handle it
So you throwin that thang like who’s the ish
With a look in yer eyes so Yu Darvish
Uh

Seriously. Imagine being like “Well, in order to gain minute advantages over the other team we’ve decided to have 10 pitchers on our roster who can only pitch an inning at a time so...maybe Baseball should fundamentally change its rules to accomodate that?”

Dunkin’ will do most all of their breakfast sandwich varieties on a bagel.

What really makes this clip special is that you can just tell how pissed off Greenberg is that his milquetoast little morning show no one watches just had a rare moment of levity.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

In Soviet Russia, girl gropes YOU!

You are not an intelligent person and no one values anything you have to say.

You sound like one of those flat-earther and anti-vax people. Despite hundreds of experts who have spent their life devoted to their field telling you one thing, somehow their expertise isn’t good enough for you. Which means that you either have an inflated view of your own knowledge, or you should have become a

The historicity of Jesus is pretty well established.  Whether you believe he is the son of god is an entirely different matter. 

Who the fuck lives alone and is actually cranking it in a sock? 

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

“I haven’t seen a betrayal like this since Kelly slept with Dylan while Brenda was studying in Paris.”

No foreskin on that lad, relegating Antonio Brown to today’s second most talked about helmet.

oh my

That looks like me during the government shutdown 

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