Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Can’t believe they asked you to raise two fingers and you didn’t go with Ol’ Faithful

Looks like your OCD is taking over.

Psychologist here! Please do not armchair diagnose someone with schizophrenia.

Joe Morgan is a dumb-dumb when it comes to sabermetrics but he was OK in the booth: Good-natured, extremely knowledgable about the mechanics of the game (especially hitting), and has a nice voice to listen to.

The whole article was trolling the hell out of Burneko and Thompson. He was just kind enough to not link to their previous takes on this topic (which were horrendous when made and yet somehow aged much, much worse).

“or the Wizards deserved Kwame Brown”

10. Dinky Doo Magic Hat

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Anyone who doesn’t vote for Pope Thrower is objectively wrong.

Well actually, you are trying to use logic on a Billy Haisley “article”. That is where you have erred. 

The 11/12 season was decided by goal difference, which is objectively tighter than a team winning by one point.

As a neutral my demands are for drama and total chaos, therefore all I want is for Olivier Giroud to score a banger for the winner and celebrating both Chelsea’s victory and Arsenal’s relegation to the Europa League while kissing the badge.

Yeah this is beef tartare.

Yea, the whole Harry Potter saga is great coming of age stuff, especially for kids growing up at the same time as the films. My favorite book is Azkaban, but my favorite movie is Goblet of Fire, which is just... so delightfully British.

This is what is sounds like when ducks cry

The way I think about it is that Stephen Strange saw, what, 14 million possible futures playing out and only one of them panned out for the heroes.

Salty, you know I think the world of you. But with all due respect, you are not qualified to be offering advice on bouncing. Neither are your bouncer friends. The only advice on bar behavior anyone should ever follow is Patrick Swayze’s in Road House: