Avatar 2 was pretty mid.

(and I saw it again today a few hours ago).

I know it’s incredibly cliche to say “I don’t get it.” but...I don’t get it. The first one was fun, and insanely gorgeous. It made 3D movies worth seeing suddenly. I enjoyed it for what it was, and promptly forget about it in all but pop culture references.

This one was pretty much the same; somehow MORE beautiful, but…

Draw me like one of your Na’vi girls!

I thought the Generals were due!

I bet I can get you to bet again.

I went all-in on “Joe Dirt 2". Lost my shirt.

I love cringey comments that are like a defense mechanism against something that isn’t even happening here.

Both of your factions are pathetic nerds who need to touch grass, stat.

Also bear in mind that lots of those tickets are the more expensive 3D IMAX, which boosts the grosses quite nicely.

Those numbers aren’t inflation adjusted, probably deliberately so that the studios can brag about having a new champ every few years. But like Titanic made over $4 billion in 2023 dollars.  E.T. made $2.4 billion.

I bet against Avatar 2 and Top gun 2.  I'm never betting again.

I guess I’m not surprised but I am... at a loss. I never saw Avatar until I watched it the week before Way of Water came out. It was fine... good even. I mean, a pretty good action movie with really impressive CGI. I would say Cameron himself has made several movies that I thought were a lot better, and Avatar…

He played Nightcrawler in X-Men 2.

Woke Smarties are grooming British youth!

I can respect the move.  Although I'm sure some tabloid will now report its Harry or Megan's fault.

Man, back in 1990, if you slid an Atari Lynx out of the pocket of your sleeveless jean jacket, I would basically follow you straight into hell.

Oo! Make him bark like a seal for it.

Snark all you want, but if this multiversal madness can somehow bring Peter Porker into the MCU, it’ll all be justified.

Apropos of nothing, here’s Tobey Maguire playing Atari Lynx on the shitter: