Man, back in 1990, if you slid an Atari Lynx out of the pocket of your sleeveless jean jacket, I would basically follow you straight into hell.

Oo! Make him bark like a seal for it.

Snark all you want, but if this multiversal madness can somehow bring Peter Porker into the MCU, it’ll all be justified.

Apropos of nothing, here’s Tobey Maguire playing Atari Lynx on the shitter:

But .. neither Spacey nor Stevenson are playing Ghengis Khan, right?  I mean, that would be like casting John Wayne in the role!

Yeah, well... Stephen Dorff is “garbage” compared to Brad Dourif.

It took them 30 years to stop doing this, from Brooke Shields to Jake Lloyd to today. I give them no credit for stopping now. It’s time people see the Razzies as the mean-spirited affair it is.

“Our Redeemer Award” sounds like something you get at church for volunteering at a youth center or a soup kitchen.

Also, Jake Lloyd did a lot more than “quit acting” after the Episode I backlash. Multiple arrests, a schizophrenia diagnosis & stints in a psychiatric hospital.

80? Aren’t you the conservative?

That’s 80% of the internet you’re talking about there.

Ah, yes, Ian and Janet Razzie.

I’m really starting to agree with whoever commented yesterday that the Razzies seem like one dude in his bedroom.

“That’s why our Redeemer Award was created” suggests the audience has a level of familiarity with the ins and outs of Razzie-dom that I just don’t think is there.

Your parents run the Razzies?

“We have never intended to bury anyone’s career,” might be overestimating the importance of the Razzies a bit.

I got a Razzle notification for this?

I hadn’t known that there WAS a new Firestarter...

Oh this is a nice thing to wake up to. I actually complained about this to my parents yesterday. Nice.

Ideal way for it to end is them to nominate themselves. They win the final razzies and exit in a blast of self-consuming loathing.