Man, back in 1990, if you slid an Atari Lynx out of the pocket of your sleeveless jean jacket, I would basically follow you straight into hell.

Oo! Make him bark like a seal for it.

Snark all you want, but if this multiversal madness can somehow bring Peter Porker into the MCU, it’ll all be justified.

You can still play the Fifth Edition without ever supporting Wizards of the Coast again. Nobody will try to stop you.

Apropos of nothing, here’s Tobey Maguire playing Atari Lynx on the shitter:

That's both awesome and hilarious. Awesome because PF2 is a great system, and hilarious because, once again, Paizo's biggest ally is Wizards of the Coast's greed and bad decisions. 

It is actually what happened. Paizo employees had mentioned it earlier in the week but Paizo came out today in a twitter thread, linked below, about it. Its wreaking a bit of hell on their shipping times and they had to order a new printing.

They literally sold out of an 8 months supply of core books in the past 2 weeks, with Beginner Box demand increasing. The Pathfinder 2nd edition subreddit had gained about 10,000 new members, when I checked it last weekend.

Is your last paragraph hyperbole or actually what happened? Because if it’s the latter, that is very good news for Paizo and I'm happy for them. 

Try different systems. I promise, there is nothing really special about d and d. What's special about Roleplaying is the time you spend with friends and the memories you make, it has nothing to do with what system you're playing. Once you realize the breadth of options out there you will find many that push you as a…

But there has to be a point where the TTRPG space must agree that this incredibly clumsy backtrack, scramble, and massive capitulation was not the plan.

But .. neither Spacey nor Stevenson are playing Ghengis Khan, right?  I mean, that would be like casting John Wayne in the role!

Yeah, well... Stephen Dorff is “garbage” compared to Brad Dourif.

My mom and I(nerd stereotypes ahoy) used to have a cat who was kind of an asshole, but he always deferred to our more mild-mannered older cat.

These researchers figured out a way to get grant money for watching cat videos and I applaud them.

I wonder how social status affects these interactions.

It took them 30 years to stop doing this, from Brooke Shields to Jake Lloyd to today. I give them no credit for stopping now. It’s time people see the Razzies as the mean-spirited affair it is.

Also, Jake Lloyd did a lot more than “quit acting” after the Episode I backlash. Multiple arrests, a schizophrenia diagnosis & stints in a psychiatric hospital.

80? Aren’t you the conservative?

I got a Razzle notification for this?