Need more Cheetos dust, Mountain Dew and virginity 

Sure, that is whats they may have been trying but as many pointed out, no one ever needed the OGL in the first place anyways. You can put a copywrite in game rules.

Wait...she’s Scott Ridley’s kid??? No waaayyy!

And Displacer Beasts!  And Owlbears!  And overfed Dragons!

Mimics, magic missiles, and Led Zeppelin playing in the background. Yep, this is DnD alright.

I am torn on this, on one hand, I love the actors, the energy, and what the trailer is selling.

On the other hand Fuck Hasbro, they knew what they were doing, and had feedback it wouldn’t go well, and decided to plow along anyway.

Stepping up your lies to even more ridiculous levels while under oath, what a super genius idea.

The funniest thing is that in the leadup to TFA, Abrams and Kasdan were all like, we’re gonna make a movie like the old Star Wars, none of that prequel stuff with Chosen Ones and ancient prophecies and a bunch of complex weird mythology, just a fun, exciting space adventure where you cheer the heroes and hiss at the…

Is the child of a clone of someone their grandchild? Wouldn’t that be closer to being a niece? (given an child to an identical twin would be a niece or nephew)

She should have been Jek Tono Porkins daughter for no reason. That would have been rad. 

I’d like to see the Razzies introduce a new category for “Worst Film Awards” and then every year the nominees just be:

Continued Musk: “If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 69 times!”

Ah yes, the old “I’m just an idiot dancing for your amusement and no one should listen to me seriously” defense. 

Ok, now’s he smoking crack. 420 and no pot connection my ass.  A junior high student is aware of the term and relationship.

Well I'm quite okay with piling on Blonde and calling out the bizarre attitude towards women in the film.  That one interview with Andrew Dominick was impressively bad.

I think it’s pretty shitty of them to nominate Ryan Kiera Armstrong. Haven’t seen the movie, I don’t care if she was terrible in it. She’s 12, she doesn’t deserve to be called out like this.

Aren’t the Razzies just, like, one dude in his mom’s basement or something?

I wish she had stayed no one. That was new and felt dangerous in a weird way because it departed from what Star Wars has done again and again. We had that journey with Luke and it was great. It was nice to see this other angle of someone being able to something without this legacy. 

Musk’s lawyers have so far argued that when he said “Funding secured”, he didn’t mean “Funding secured”, he meant... “I have some idea of where funding might come from maybe if we were doing this, which maybe we are but probably not and also I’m irresponsible and reckless so you shouldn’t pay attention to anything I…