There shall be no Keaton slander!

I honestly think there’s probably truth to the NY Post description of it:

sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

The same guy who killed Raised by Wolves? FUCK THAT GUY

Quick Keaton, allegedly kidnap some children and hold them in a farmhouse with a load of guns and weed. Then they’ll have no choice but to release it!

This is pretty amazing considering the movie was finished and, since it was being released on HBO Max, didn’t really need any marketing budget. They just needed to make it available.

Everyone makes a stinker eventually, but I find it near goddamn impossible to believe that a Batgirl film written by Christina Hodson, directed by Adil & Bilall (I didn’t see Bad Boys, but by all accounts they did a great job, and they absolutely killed in with their Ms. Marvel eps) is somehow “irredeemable”.

And even…

What the hell is going on at Warner Bros?

This is absolutely beyond wild. To spend as much money as they have, to essentially have the film by and large complete…. To have Michael freaking Keaton returning to the role (albeit for the second time)… and to give up on the film just like that?!

that’s what retcon is for!

Fake holo-net news!

Look, I know that by “newcomers” the article was referring specifically to the Star Wars universe, but

I wonder how long the series can go on for. ANH’s opening crawl mentions that the battle later depicted in Rogue One was the first victory for the Rebellion. So, is this show just going to be five years of the Rebels getting spanked? It seems like despite all the fireworks, the main characters can’t really accomplish…

“Sure, the Empire is a genocidal regime of terror - but when the Rebels damaged those AT-AT Walkers on Hoth, that was taking it too far. Those are private property! Whatever happened to peaceful protest?” -

Hoping they can shoe horn Imwe and Malbus in somehow.

Huh?  You know he did so voluntarily, right?  

Then Nolan’s takeover will truly be complete.

Thrill as Forest Whitaker gnaws his own leg off in order to escape this!

Hopefully they won’t shy away from him doing the shady shit.

I think the big studios are going to go all the way soon and just release everything they do in reverse chronological order.