- The original Jurassic Park is available for purchase/rental on many media formats and streaming platforms seems to run constantly on a loop on about a dozen basic cable channels.

It can’t be as bad as Fallen Kingdom...or can it?

“Everything you don’t need to give a shit about because you’re there for dinosaurs and air conditioning, not the stupid fucking world-building.”

- You don’t have to do this
- You don’t have to pay to spend 3 hours of your life watching a so-so movie that mostly gets by on your nostalgia for a genuinely great movie from 30 years ago
- The original Jurassic Park is available for purchase/rental on many media formats and streaming platforms

“six million and thirty years in the making.”

My counter argument is that Louis attempting to make a Hollywood comeback IS the tiring part here.

I disapprove what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to pull your pud in front of women. -Voltaire

Oh, are you *tired* of the sex pest getting called out for his sex pestery?

You’re asking the wrong question.

There’s no answer to that question. Some people will forgive CK, or at least be willing to give him money. Others won’t. He might have a successful career again or he might not. It’s not as if he’s entitled to one.

He's done nothing to indicate that his attitude, views, or behavior have changed. An apology without genuine repentance isn't worth the paper it's printed on. 

Oh no, you guys, a horny millionaire is being moderately inconvenienced. Look at the horrors that cancel culture has wrought.

He’s making fun of Ted Seranos’ quote about Gervais and Chapelle

I would have imagined Netflix falling over themselves to pay several million dollars for exclusive rights to this.

Ah shit you’re right

Buckle up for James Cameron rebranding himself as an art house geek as he prepares to release more than a billion dollars worth of Avatar sequels on a protesting world.

Hachi machi!

I was really excited because it was inverting the idea: It was all that stuff coming into our world, and it was about the blending of the two