James Cameron is the Steve Jobs of movies. I don’t know what that means either. 

In James Cameron’s defense, if anyone can out-crazy Aquaman, it’s him.

The edge of the galaxy looks a lot like Cancun for some unexplained reason.

“I want the space monster to win the tip. I want the space monster to get 10 victims before the first half of the movie. I want the over on jump scares and relieved sighs-turned-screams. And I want the astronaut to beat the spread on flesh wounds delivered. This is how I win.”

Grown Ups 3: Way, Way Ups.

I don’t get it.

But then I remembered I’m my own boss!

Oh hey, BDG! I dig him. That said, it does lean a bit too much on predictable creepypasta cliches. Still, quite effective all told.

ew, iron man 3. 

Carte Blanche like Shane Black got for Iron Man 3 so he ended it with Tony destroying all his suits and giving up the Iron Man life? Then there he is in Age of Ultron flying around and there’s one quick line that’s basically, ‘Nah.’ That kind of Carte Blanche?

Considering about 2/5ths of all Millennials are standup comedians or improv comics it’s a pretty lucrative demographic to target.

Heidecker and Wareheim (and maybe Eric Andre) are what I’d call “Comedy for comedians”.

It’s okay, I’ll do all of the laughing for you.

Now I don’t know what to believe!

at least one of them was a direct response to a porno tweet, so i can see why they left that one out. mostly just dirty talk about how fort bragg wants to sensually fuck some lucky ladies

Check on the “here and here” links. It’s, uh, something. 

There’s definitely a joke here about the south rising again, but I’m not particularly comfortable making it.

“Scroll Twitter for a seconds and you’ll probably find a New Yorker writer calling some lawyer from a true crime documentary “daddy.”

On the other hand, he was a particularly incompetent Confederate general, so maybe he was secretly a Union agent!

“Avatar 2 will capture the experience of hiding under your bed and watching your parents fight...IN 3D!!!!”