The thing that most makes me feel old is seeing that American Dad and Bob’s Burgers and now some of the longest-running scripted tv shows of all time

As a child raised on videotapes of the Disney oeuvre, I can confidently say the death of parental figures never hit me as hard as the kids turning into donkeys only to be locked in boxes and never seen again in Pinocchio

An effective deterrent for reckless driving if ever there was one!

“Man, I hope no one’s been critically reevaluating my character’s actions and choices, determining that he’s actually the worst person on the show,” he mumbles to himself.

But how will anyone capture the subtle emotions he instilled in Mr. Poopybutthole??

Hearing that Michelle Yeoh is both a matriarch and completely weird is the sort of thing that makes almost too much sense

That’s just it; they’re reluctant to delete this stuff not just because it’s “content” but because it’s specifically hate-speech content. These companies love hate-speech content because it drives up engagement, clicks, ad-views, comments, etc. both from its supporters and detractors. They value content that makes…

Well-deserved by Yeoh, Quan and Hsu. 

I’ll always remember the writer of TRoS,, Chris Terrio, saying in an interview that all nine movies were about a battle between two families, “the story of the Palpatines and Skywalkers.” What do you mean “palpatineS”??? Up until you showed up it was just one dude messing with another guy and his kids.

Oh hey I see a Star War on there! Remember Star Wars, everyone?

Frozen v Encanto: Dawn of Synergy

Must... consume... content... then snark about it... online...

I’d like to second your support of Black Hole not because it’s an amazing film but because it’s no worse than the first Tron so there’s no reason we can’t get more sequels set in that weird expressionistic Hell/event horizon

Well I’m sure the money they will save will go towards better treatment for their factory workers, right?

How ‘bout Let-no

Netflix to fix its net by ex-ing ick exec 

Only one thing left to say

Spidermen, we’re at it again! This time with 50% more Spidermen!