“Besides that time you fought that group of evil robots, and that other group of evil robots, and when the moon was a robot, and I think maybe a wizard or something?”

It’s baffling that this man went to an interview and thought “you know what’s really gonna go well in this exact moment? Praising Elon Musk”

I remember a time when I would’ve been excited to hear about some high-budget HP tv shows. Now, it’s the last thing I’d want to spend my time on. 

Less of a “moment” as a “slowly spread-out occurrence,” but the shift from NFTs being talked about constantly at the beginning of this year to them (almost) thrown on the junk pile of internet history was very satisfying. 

I enjoyed his book but yeah it doesn’t have the same impact when it’s not in tiny, bite-size chunks. His instagram stories are pretty good, though

From the very first rough draft of The Star Wars, Lucas always wanted to show his evil empire being taken down by a community of nobodies using nothing but stones, sticks, and their fists. It was Wookies in the first draft who eventually turned into Ewoks in Jedi, and I’m so glad to see that element brought back but…

Which one is Lumpy watching VR?

[furiously trying to find out if Netflix still has the rights to make more Godzilla shows/movies] pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE

Very good point! Nepotism isn’t just your foot in the door, it’s the ability to return to that door, which remains wide open, again and again no matter how many times you fail. 

He’s even got those baby blues!!! 

he’s playing it terribly and his entire ass is out 

dril is the violinist playing as everyone shoves their way to the life boats.

Unfortunate in that this could’ve been an interesting direction for the floundering franchise. I got so sick of this series but I still love the potential of a fun sea-romp. 

So this means Spirited Away and Star Wars take place in the same universe, which has incredible implications. What is the relationship between the Force and spirit magic? Are Force ghosts able to commune with River Spirits? What does it mean for the economy of the Empire if No Face can just generate gold at will???

OK but did he catch them all yet?

Maybe that’s just it with those guys: they don’t have core coherence so they’re constantly attempting to change the reality around them to make up for that lack of internal cohesion. I feel like there’s a way to make that work on screen, but you’d have to spend so much time with that person to explain what’s going on…

So the last line will be “And now I have truly become... Andor Season 1, now streaming on Disney+”

It’s going to be very easy to completely lose track of how many Witcher shows there are

Now all I want is an Indiana Jones beach episode

I’m still upset Chapter 3 – Parabellum ended in exactly the same place it started. I can’t keep watching Keanu Reeves shooting people in the head and have it go nowhere