clayjayandrays
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Worried he’ll be looking over developer’s shoulders saying things like “Make the game good instead of bad”

Yeah, him listing all those games and kinda implying he’s the reason we know about them made me very uncomfortable. 

They like when they recognize a thing. Even when the thing first showed up in a cartoon movie and they hated it, they love when they see it again and go “it’s the thing I know!”

Boba Fett has all the worst faults of the Mandalorian with very little of the cute puppet to counteract that. Obi-Wan feels a little better than both, but it still suffers from the constant need to go “remember a thing you recognize? It’s back, in streaming form!” This show so far actually feels like a different thing

Oh that’s a load of rich, creamery poo-doo

Plus they also say stuff like “gamma squad” and “attack pattern Delta.” Are you saying there’s an ancient Greece in this universe? And it had such a major cultural impact that people are still using their alphabet to distinguish military strategies and callsigns?

Something something something Dark Side. Something something something need to take a shit.

As he should be

I don’t know how much of this is the Rick and Morty of it all or just the fact that their “quips” are almost entirely “we’re in a boss fight,” “I’m shooting you” and “this is how your weapon works.” If that’s the writing for the ENTIRE game, then it’s gonna be an issue.

You can really feel like they’re on a Middle Earthian sound stage, surrounded by the green screens of the Dúnedain and the great Valar wind machines.

I think there’s an interesting contrast to the most popular genre of ‘10s golden age television: the man who can get away with anything. Walter White and Don Draper had their entire empires crumble at their feet but in the end they still got some kind of a “win,” sticking with their pride and going out with either a

It’s true! We’re so lame!

You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well this is a Batman who gets bizzay! Consistently and thoroughly.

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot so showing some more thigh and chest hair could really help his war on crime

Year 1: Cancel everything we’ve got going

“The thing about prestige HBO original shows is... what if they had the budget of Say Yes to the Dress or Dr. Pimple Popper?”

All the ladies love unscripted, “lean back” content

I’m a genresub looking for a genredom. Step on me, Quirky, Award-winning Indie Comedies. 

Woo, let’s try Defenders again but like, this time it’s not about an ancient order of secret ninjas trying to dig up dragon bones, maybe?

“He flies now!”