Have a designated spot for “cocktail hour” afterwards, play some light jazz, encourage them to buy soda in those faux champagne glasses you can get at the dollar store, it’s brilliant

Agreed. I’m genuinely concerned that right now there’s a marketing team for Wendy’s or whatever trying to find a way to make money off of this, but otherwise this is great.

I did this exact same thing with a group of guys in school to see whatever James Bond movie had just come out. I think what these guys are doing now is much funnier because wearing a suit to James Bond just feels like lazy cosplay

Press F to pay respectocoins

Getting real tired of having to inform people that, yes, they are a monster but gender isn’t something we can chose to revoke because of behaviour. 

More like Christopher Runnen, amirite

Just like American Idiot, this is gonna have the powers that be quaking in their boots

This weekend was a real showdown between a thing my father-in-law likes to talk about and a thing my mother-in-law likes to talk about. 

“It’s a-me, innit?”

“Heeeeeeeere’s a-me!”

I’m just glad she didn’t say “in English, brainiac!”

It has a light tender crust. Real fruit filling!

Netflix keeps downloading the latest season of Space Force onto my devices against my will

He’s not owed a successful career in comedy. He has every right to go get a job somewhere else away from the public eye with considerably less power over people and their own careers. 

“Disney Plus’ latest Star Wars spin-off arrives with a somewhat surprising appearance from a certain bearded Jedi master, a certain helmet-wearing Sith lord, and a certain set of star-based conflicts.”

Star Wars: “There’s a lot of conversation around that.”

Right? He tries really hard to be manipulative like the rest of them, he’s just not as good at it... or he’s actually the best at it and he’ll bury them all

The article touches on this too, where Mayweather acts like enough of an a-hole that people will pay big money in the hopes of seeing him lose. Not that he’s secretly a nice guy underneath or anything like that, it’s just that his brand incorporates his worst tendencies in order to make him even more money

I’m trying to figure out which is worse: that the entire plot of RP2 is just the first season of SAO and Cline refuses to acknowledge this or that he’s never seen SAO and just happened to copy its entire set-up

I thought it was super interesting that twitter user Jacob Mercy live-tweeted the book the day it came out and mocked all the things this second book did poorly, claiming it failed to live up to the first book, even though the both suffer from the exact same issues