This weekend was a real showdown between a thing my father-in-law likes to talk about and a thing my mother-in-law likes to talk about. 

“It’s a-me, innit?”

“Heeeeeeeere’s a-me!”

I’m just glad she didn’t say “in English, brainiac!”

It has a light tender crust. Real fruit filling!

Netflix keeps downloading the latest season of Space Force onto my devices against my will

He’s not owed a successful career in comedy. He has every right to go get a job somewhere else away from the public eye with considerably less power over people and their own careers. 

“Disney Plus’ latest Star Wars spin-off arrives with a somewhat surprising appearance from a certain bearded Jedi master, a certain helmet-wearing Sith lord, and a certain set of star-based conflicts.”

Star Wars: “There’s a lot of conversation around that.”

Right? He tries really hard to be manipulative like the rest of them, he’s just not as good at it... or he’s actually the best at it and he’ll bury them all

The article touches on this too, where Mayweather acts like enough of an a-hole that people will pay big money in the hopes of seeing him lose. Not that he’s secretly a nice guy underneath or anything like that, it’s just that his brand incorporates his worst tendencies in order to make him even more money

I’m trying to figure out which is worse: that the entire plot of RP2 is just the first season of SAO and Cline refuses to acknowledge this or that he’s never seen SAO and just happened to copy its entire set-up

I thought it was super interesting that twitter user Jacob Mercy live-tweeted the book the day it came out and mocked all the things this second book did poorly, claiming it failed to live up to the first book, even though the both suffer from the exact same issues

I think the worst part is this definitely isn’t some social media intern having a rough one; they did their market research and found people connect best with brands that act like they do on twitter, including having existential crises. The same brands that aggressively sell us an idealized version of happiness in…

Oliphant IS the Kwisatz Haderach! 

And all is once again right with the world 

Man, if I had a nickel for every open house I went to that turned out to be one of those

If he doesn’t have an octopus on drums, then he has spent twelve years working on this movie for NOTHING

Love these boys! Couldn’t be more excited for them

I’m still in the camp of “he ran out on his wife like he did to his previous wife and is living under an assumed name having made more money cooking the books for more criminals”