This thing is so British the odometer reads “007”

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

If Ferrari really wanted to blow our minds they would come out with something like a Miata for $50k.

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoyed LeBlanc, Harris, and Reid as hosts? At least they’re keeping Sabine and Eddie.

Not nearly soon enough! 

For the briefest second, I thought you meant the band Rush... Then I remembered the movie.

You’d think any company in the data mining/analysis business with “Cambridge” in their name would have thought to take a good hard look at re-branding recently.

Tell me more about this bonfire game.

I don’t understand people who buy (sports) cars in primer/battleship grey.

never had one and never even drove or rode in one... but for some reason I always (and kind of still do) wanted a Honda Element.

Fuck off

MY god, do you feel that Salt is too spicy also?

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Doug’s video is pretty amusing.

Or denied him a first class upgrade 

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

Also in the “I am about to read this but need to comment first on how I’ve been desperately waiting for Jason to make this article” boat.

Was waiting for this. Will read later on but just wanted to say continue doing the lord’s work.

Why?!?  That kind of power can only be used on a track and why the hell would anyone want to drive an SUV on a track!??!

$45k is already a base S3 though, which is equally 300hp and AWD but much nicer to be in.