clayhawk
ClayHawk
clayhawk

“Street racing is bad, don’t do it! By the way, here’s this cool dude that did 197 on public, unclosed roads.  He’s awesome!

Fuck you.

Privacy is dead. Why would I want my car to always know where I am?

I’d curious to see how much of that mismanaged Chinese plastic was shipped there by the USA (or other countries)

Do you carry a smartphone with you ?

Ummm Group B died because everyone was putting out 4wd Formula 1 cars with paper thin fenders, which killed a few drivers spectacularly. Its final deadly crash, of Henri Toivonen, led directly to Group B being banned. Had nothing to do with idiot fans who still lined tracks like maniacs well past Group B.

THANK YOU! I came to say the same. GM’s main problem is that everyone hates GM and no matter what they do it will never be good enough. 

This is Jalopnik, GM is always bad here. GM makes affordable, manual, RWD sports cars? Their interiors aren’t as nice as cars 10x the price, so clearly they suck and are awful. I think GM could end world hunger and Jalopnik would find a way to complain about it.

Wait, hang on. I just want to make sure I’m getting this.

I just want to be able to buy a ranch or business or something. The GTAO model is so successful I don’t understand why they don’t just copy it. They are making this too hard... I just want GTAO set in the wild west. Thanks!

That’s why I use Canola oil and change it every 50 miles!

About Jerry’s Porsches...

You can have any color you want as long as it’s black.

By giving it a manual, it becomes the very sort of car that deserves a manual.  

Nah in New Mexico would be better ;)

I’m just gonna sit here and watch that for a while.

I can see this working well in very dense urban areas where it never snows, sure.

I’d be much happier giving my car to a robot than to a valet... at least the robot won’t steal things from the car, or take it joyriding.   I’d say the likelihood of scratching/denting is lower too.   

UK plate ties it all together.

Geo Metro: It’s safer than a motorcycle.