Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

Also, quite the publicist who thinks that she need to explain to Harper’s Bazaar what NYFW means.

There was a photo of them at an event together recently—both in nice suits, posing with arms around each other—and I started screaming at my computer because Jon’s shirt was a mess of wrinkles. Like, YOU’RE GOING PUBLIC. LOOK NICE. I will try to find it.

Not the first time someone’s cock got them in trouble.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

“...she paid a very steep price for something she readily admitted...” after failing a drug test because she and her team, uh, failed to click a link that would have told her that the drug was banned? Listen, I’m actually high right now, so I don’t want to get all holier-than-thou, but she readily admitted using…

Apparently it does, considering the fact that I concluded it wasn’t an actual past life regression and provided multiple psychiatric explanations for how and why these sessions feel like they work. But whatever! I did it because it was a new and fun experience and that is something some people may never understand.

I’m a bit disheartened by the negative comments on here. Madeline went into this with a healthy dose of skepticism and doubt (and left with equally healthy doses of both..) But it sounds like she also clearly experienced a deep release and relief of an anxiety that has plagued her for years. That sounds invaluable to…

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Despacito was a huge hit in the rest of the world by the time Justin Bieber heard it while on tour in Colombia. He saw how people went nuts for it and contacted Luis Fonsi about doing the remix. Bieber helped make it a hit in the United States by gentrifying the song: he made the song worse by a factor of infinity,…

This is something expected of late night hosts and has been for a long time. Letterman’s show after 9/11 was really sensitive and impactful for a country that really needed them to help cope. They’re on TV and in people’s homes every night making jokes about the news, they sign contracts that last decades. Frankly it…

It’s absolutely fair to say that when the one coming up short was an active participant in normalizing Trump and is still giving weak statements today. If Fallon wanted to stay out of politics, he would stay out of politics. He doesn’t get to have candidates on his show, goof around with maniacs who have built their…

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

As a 32 year old, I could not date a 22 year old, but I don’t know if it’s creep territory. Though I do think CGM is more of an adult than Aaron Carter. Run, Chloe!

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Actually straight-up adored Bad Moms, top to bottom. It was a high school party movie about grown-ass women! (Slinks out of the room in muttering shame)