One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

As a fat guy who goes to the gym all the time, watches what I eat, and generally wants to be ripped, I feel so terrible for that woman who was the victim of the assault Dani Mathers perpetrated on her. Going to the gym, and the locker room even more so, is not about mocking those who aren’t as perfectly fit, and…

The lack of tweets suggest Ivanka has locked him in the bedroom without a phone until it is all over.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internalized_racism

They do when he corroborated immediately to his superiors and so far as one can be expected in a he said/he said situation. Further, his testimony is considered “true” upon his swearing-in unless they catch him in an untruth/perjury. Comey has never been accused of lying under oath before. This is the same rationale…

Yes, but blood on a cut avocado will prevent it from turning brown.

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

Oh thank goodness. I thought it was just me. No one asked me if it was ok. Therefore, I don’t like it.

“has been operating as if it should be called 18th Century Fox.”

LOL

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

I’m HOH, so much that living in the hearing world is so difficult sometimes that I don’t want to get out of bed. I was mainstreamed to read lips only. No sign. Thanks parents and teachers! I was raised to please your hearing world. I am sitting here with tears streaming down my eyes right now reading some of the…

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

... everything that every Auntie has ever said has suddenly come back to me and I’m feeling kind of dizzy now. I didn’t think it was shade, I thought it was a language barrier or missed in translation...

See, now two bottles of red is pushing it for me, but two bottles of rose, I’m like “Eh, I could still operate heavy machinery.”

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

I don’t understand why ‘going to bed hella early’ was a category and ‘sleeping in until the afternoon on the weekends’ wasn’t one. When you’re an adult, you can stay in bed forever without anyone giving you shit about it.