Bonus: I bet it really chapped Pence’s ass.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

Absolutely.

You are so dumb.

When my mother passed my dad started dating a nice lady, and when he finally planned to “take her away for the weekend” he confessed that he was terrified. I GAVE MY DAD SEX ADVICE. I told him that they should have a couple of glasses of wine, turn the lights down, and that he should pack some KY Jelly “in case she…

We have “grown up time” because mommy and daddy need to spend time together. Sometimes it’s sex, mostly it’s watching child-unfriendly tv, but I like to think we’re reinforcing that a healthy relationship is more than just child-rearing.

I accumulated over 3000 VIB points in 2016.

I was once told I look like her by a very nice old man and I’ve never been so flattered in my life. I do not look like her but I will take the compliment.

Seeing this Fifth Harmony thing blow up on Twitter at the speed it did is proof I’m officially An Old. I can’t believe people care so much about this shit. But then again if social media was around - with the power it has today - when the Spice Girls broke up, it would’ve broken the internet.

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The vapers.

I guess he, also, now knows what it’s like to be a female blogger

He’s that perfect combination of hot and vile that only needs a few drinks to drift into the fuckable zone.

Tove Lo’s Lady Wood is a perfectly edited and crafted counterpoint to Starboy. 10 songs, 2 interludes. It comes and tells its story excellently and then leaves.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”- President Lyndon B. Johnson

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

I love Harry and Meghan Markle together. I delight in it. I hope they get married and have babies if they want them and do good works forever. The fact that it pisses off all the royal fan girls is just a bonus.

Someone who is a bad pet owner can’t be a good person

AND THEY WENT TO THE STUPID POOP CAFE TOO. These are officially the corniest people in T.O and I’ll stop posting local-area snark now. They genuinely look very happy and I’ll cop to the fact that I’m acting out because it’s a bad day for me already.

Watching 30 yr olds makes me feel like I have my shit together - watching 20 yr olds makes me realize how much closer to death I am