Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

Yes, it should concern you if he expects to maintain a relationship with them. Too many sad stories of people who hang onto toxic family relationships because they believe blood is thicker than water. If he bends to the crazy, then you need to get out. If he stands up for you and himself and what is right and…

nah

Shit got real quick

“Lesser of two evils”

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

I mean, we have food safety laws for a reason. Food safety laws are why the people who make your food have to wash their hands after they poo. Or, remember how entire families have dropped dead of botulism because of improperly canned tomato sauce?

I find all these HGTV shows when I’m  at the laundromat, doctors office and vet office so hypnotic too!

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

somewhere between 8 and 9 i assumed it was jessica chastain proudly displaying the remains of the last person to ever confuse her with bryce dallas howard.

I know this is a joke, but the premium I’m willing to pay for prepped foods is ridiculous. I feel like an idiot paying some much more for vegetables that are already cleaned and cut, or sweet potatoes that are already peeled and diced, but my time is valuable to me, and if I can pay a little bit to make cooking dinner…

you go to a junior collenge

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Still my fav!

I’m assuming “raisin d’être” is a typo, and it’s possibly my favorite typo ever. I’m imagining Cindy walking around with a California Raisin reciting affirmations and shit-talking her friends.

agreed, but look at the context, gella - unless you are a small, they want to keep you in the greys! they’ll take our money, and our voices too!

It would be really great if you could team up with some of the artists who have done illustrations for the site and sell merch with their artwork on it. I love Jez, but I don’t want to wear a t-shirt with just the Jez logo on it, sorry. I will, however, shell out major bucks for some Tara Jacoby artwork on a shirt.