This only adds more evidence to my theory that being a famous person is like living in a really, really small town.

I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

That’s horrible!

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

What I’m trying to say is, let us suffer in peace, Canada, and kindly fuck off.

LOL citing Rob Ford as an “electoral issue” as a means of comparing Canada and the Trumpified US is like comparing a sprained ankle to a gunshot wound.

One could argue our experience with Rob Ford would put Canadians in a position to offer semi-credible advice. Trump is Rob Ford x10.

WELL PLAYED

Leave the mental qualities of much of the flying public out of this. They aren’t nuts. They are just the other half that balances ‘above average.’

My experience with Delta, as a brown lady. Three years ago, flying from a meeting in Detroit to SF, standing in the premier line. Gate agent repeatedly tries to shoo me out of the line a good 10 minutes before boarding was going to start. Mind you he approached none of the other (white, male) passengers in the…

Your story is horrifying, but all I can hear in my head is Aunt Vula from My Big Fat Greek Wedding: “Yes. It was my twin.”

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

Huh. I would have thought the only condiment in Colby was mayo.

FWIW I think it looked really good.

I’m assuming you’re joking but this sounds very similar to things one of my friends has been spouting. You’re not my friend Sean are you?

On the contrary it wouldn’t surprise me if he spent extra to demand they make it look that way because it’s how he thinks it looks the best. Because he’s a fucking moron who loves bossing people around.