And now you know why your kids need to hear the word “no” and be allowed to fail every so often.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Drawing them is easy. It’s getting them to hold the pose while you do it that’s tough.

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

I believe it’s Laura Richards who says “stalking is murder in slow motion.” We have to start treating stalking, dv, and sexual violence as huge red flags for murderers :(

I hope the kids will come out fine. Now, pleasantries aside, I can’t WAIT for the epic Brangeloonie meltdowns and JenaniStan taunts. Gossip boards are gonna be lit for months.

Good ‘til the last drop!

Anecdata: Chyna got her hair done by my stylist a couple months ago, just her and Rob in the salon after hours with a couple staff members, and she said that they were clearly genuinely in love (no cameras present). Also they were both really nice and not as weird as she expected. IDK, man, I am on #teamangela…

My grandmother can leave me wondering sometimes if I was burned, or if my sister was straight up insulted. “Why don’t you wear the other dress? It helped your sister look thin.” It’s like she’s got to get in a twofer.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

If I see a raggedy vintage pickaninny doll for sale at a country flea-market, I’m not really offended. If I see a brand-new with tags hand stitched one, I’m pissed off. She’s kinda like that vis-a-vis old folks using the term oriental versus a brand-new printed menu. She even admits it’s a weird thing to be slightly…

Buying side-by-side houses that are connected by tunnels and secret passages has been my ideal co-habitation scenario since childhood.

Yup. I have no sympathy for Parker losing his own voice in this- when it comes to the matter of sexual assault and its depiction on film, I think it’s fitting that he be the silent one now.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Yeah, but look at what they produced as parents...

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

I kind of like it. In that I would have the time of my life with that bat wing capelet and making the light sparkle and dance in the sunlight around me.

Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m a professional working in STEM and I’ve never felt like asking for a raise was even on the table. The way all of my employers have talked, they might have to start sacrificing buying our bathrooms TP to keep the doors open. You know, despite growth and profit. The…