If I see a raggedy vintage pickaninny doll for sale at a country flea-market, I’m not really offended. If I see a brand-new with tags hand stitched one, I’m pissed off. She’s kinda like that vis-a-vis old folks using the term oriental versus a brand-new printed menu. She even admits it’s a weird thing to be slightly…

Buying side-by-side houses that are connected by tunnels and secret passages has been my ideal co-habitation scenario since childhood.

Yup. I have no sympathy for Parker losing his own voice in this- when it comes to the matter of sexual assault and its depiction on film, I think it’s fitting that he be the silent one now.

More images from NASA’s site.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

He thinks Gizmoduck was called Roboduck. I think it’s fair to say that he has no clue what he’s talking about, everything he says is wrong, and he’s destined for the fires of hell.

Yeah, but look at what they produced as parents...

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

I kind of like it. In that I would have the time of my life with that bat wing capelet and making the light sparkle and dance in the sunlight around me.

Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m a professional working in STEM and I’ve never felt like asking for a raise was even on the table. The way all of my employers have talked, they might have to start sacrificing buying our bathrooms TP to keep the doors open. You know, despite growth and profit. The…

In the cold, silken palace outside of Nashville, she crossed the threshold in to our world. And in her mind, the words flowed.

wellllll in kanye’s defense he hasnt seen most of these people naked so its not their truly naked bodies. It’s an imagining of what they would be.

Down South they call them “Sprinkles” because you don’t need a full shower but people insist on doing SOMETHING.

Hey speak for yourself. Whenever I’m in the park watching the kids play on the slides and monkey bars I always think that maybe there is hope for the future and maybe just maybe the happiness that these young souls possess may remain through their adult years and the world may get just a little better as a result.…

I 110% mean the Brendan Fraser movie. It is his magnum opus.

3. Guaranteed all the people kneeling in the sand exceed 5'6".

RELEASE THE TAPE JOANNA. I WILL BE VINDICATED

Winston: That’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They’re not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they’re best friends.