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I have nothing to add except that I read Menstrual Justice as Menstrual Juice and was very confused/disgusted.

Dear Bobby, did you know how upsetting it would be for commenters to not be able reply to each other on this article and are you now cackling with glee? I had no idea how much it would hurt me to not be able to click reply!

Am I the only one who’s inspired by just seeing her walk around or order fries with that or something? This lady. WOW. She is historic and majestic. She slays in her sleep.

You know what? If she's not sorry, I'm glad she didn't give some lame, fake, pandering apology.

James Blunt is pretty much the master of the retort.

My god that is brilliant

Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...

This is the best thing Jezebel has ever posted.

This was a JOY to read.

One time, a Scottish man jokingly tried to get me, a Canadian, to ‘apologize’ for Celine.

I’m sure they’re still finding bits of him strewn about Ayrshire.

Yeah. I do not approve. But then again I hate Blake Lively. I used to think she was one of those people I just irrationally hate. The more she opens her mouth I see my initial reaction to her is a correct one.

Your sister sounds very much like Me Ma, a badass Irish nurse who was cold as fuck to us growing up but in a crisis was the One you wanted there - calm, clear-headed, persistent. I've always thought those traits are what make a nurse as essential a public service as a firefighter or cop.

I totally think a glass of wine + Ambien + a night terror could do this to you. I’ve never taken Ambien but I’ve heard that the delusions they give some people are particularly violent. It sucks because, since this is an actress, there will be gossip about drug abuse/spousal abuse no matter what. But really, lots of

SAME. This woman’s legal guilt is a matter for the courts. It’s such a fraught and confused situation, people shouldn’t be leaping to “BURN THE STUPID EVIL BITCH DEVIL”. Jez has a real problem with ableism and that’s out in full, disgusting display in the comments of this article. I'm a queer woman with a learning

My dad once borrowed the Spice Girls’ second album from the library and recorded it onto cassette as a surprise for me. Like, he full on sat there listening and making sure that it all recorded properly and didn’t let anyone else make any noise until it was finished.

Two songs? TWO songs? How about two CDs of MAGIC. How about every song was a MASTERPIECE. A sexual revolutionary AWAKENING. Girl Power, Brah, The Susan B Anthony’s of their TIME. How about THAT.

If I close my mouth and try to say prunes, I get HELLA resting bitch face and I love it, and this is how I will look at people from now on. ANGRY BITCH PRUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Kid,” wrote one. “Your [sic] not a doctor...sorry to tell you, but not everything you hear on the Internet is true.”

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

You know, you joke, but I sometimes wonder if it’s actually considered “aggressive” to not have a woman’s mouth parted, “suggestively.” How many covers do we see with women who have CLOSED mouths. I feel like someone looks at that and goes, "NO! SEXUALISE HER, EVEN MORE!!!"