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no no, you definitely NEED to smile but not TOO much because then people will definitely assume your face is collapsing. Just the right amount.

I’m just so proud that I guessed* correctly!

I love that movie and laughed SO hard at Bobby’s reference.

yea, they really opened up their calendars

I can deal with anything else as long as this is true.

I misunderstood and thought that the new movies (90 minutes each, right?) would be available on July 1st and immediately started tallying up all the plans I was going to have to cancel in order to have the marathon with my ma.

THE BEST. I was scrolling through specifically to be sure someone mentioned BSH because I am fairly evangelical about it. I also love the Curly Sexy Hair line :)

THE BEST. I was scrolling through specifically to be sure someone mentioned BSH because I am fairly evangelical

subtlety is overrated.

I always shout “YOU JUST GOT A MARC JACOBS” at them. They could have been so supportive. Instead they play Monkey in the Middle

nooooo she deleted them and I didn’t get a chance to capture where she used #youcantsitwithus at a politician :(

Huzzah! How long did you toil away in the greys before your ascension?

She is also pregnant in that photo — that was at Cannes where her baby bump kept coming and going depending on what movie she was going to see.

omigod, I get so mad when they disrespect our Celine. She is a national TREASURE and they must treat her as such!

aww! That’s like when I was sick one time, my dad recorded the Spice Girls concert special that was the full concert (that we hadn’t been able to get tickets to) and hours and hours of interviews and BTS info.

This is shockingly insightful for Vogue.

Also, when I did competitive dance, they’d put vaseline on our teeth so that we’d smile more easily. I’ve heard they do that in photoshoots too. Combined with the loads of lipstick and gloss, that bottom lip has no chance.

Oh, as someone that is always accused of looking mad, I think about this a lot too! I’m positive that even if it’s not a conscious decision, there’s someone in the room saying “No, Kim, give me sexier, smoulder, smoulder”. We’ve definitely been conditioned to think that an open pout is akin to a neon sign flashing

When I lived in NYC, I used to call my mother on my way to Macy’s for a pep talk and for her to remind me that it was my last option to get what I needed. Herald Square is my Everest.

I’m not the only one that sings his name in my head whenever I read it?

Duh, if a women’s lips touch each other, she’s a bitch. /s