"Patriarchy oppresses everyone."

Or just wear a condom. Problem solved.

Can I schedule my voluntary c-section NOW? I'm not even pregnant. But I just feel like it's never too early to get that locked down.

OMG that was so pathetic. I lost it every time The Sound of Silence started playing.

Can I just say that I loved the 4th season. I know a lot of people didn't, but I did. It was NOT the same show as seasons 1-3. It was darker and harder to watch at times. There was no light at the end of the tunnel. But it delivered.

Word. This is the sort of crazy, disgusting thing that my grandmother who was forced to eat less than her brothers in their ghetto during the depression would do to help her economize on condiments. This behavior must be stopped.

Are you bat shit crazy? Do you honestly not realize how much greater the risk of being traumatized by your first time is if you "have strong feelings" for the guy? I'm sorry, but adding "having strong feelings for someone" onto "having sex for the first time" is a recipe for disaster.

I'm replying a second time to tell you to ignore everyone saying that the first time is going to not be awesome. I don't know why everyone says this. There is no reason your first time shouldn't be awesome. Lots of people have a great time the first time. Maybe the people saying this didn't, but there's is not a…

Good point. But I feel you need something there. Just to balance things out. Not human hair, obviously. But just... something.

That sounds like a good idea as long as you're certain you don't want to date him. I say go for it.

He's not fictional but I'd go with Tim Gunn. Besides all the fashion he could bring to my life he would keep me on task and help me get my work done. And he wouldn't let me get distracted by pretty people.

Ditto what everyone else has said. "If things were different" always means "I'm not interested."

Take away the peen and I imagine this is what most Texas lawmakers would draw if asked to draw a woman during a psych screening.

And I just now got what that was supposed to be. Holy fuck. What is wrong with people?

Back in my nannying/babysitting days the thing that would shock me more than any other indulgence on the part of parents was when I would show up to watch a couples' young children and it would turn out that the couple actually had older children (15 years old and older) that could have babysat. I was always like,…

Someone got way too cozy with a porcupine about 11 months ago. Wait... how do you even DO that?

Wow. I'm just going to direct your attention to what I actually wrote: "Not that I begrudge 30 year-olds or older people who like to go to Trek conventions and the like. But there's a difference between still having some fun and participating in the making of a video like this that posits Geekdom as a core part of…

Rose Byrne is the poor man's Trini Alvarado, who in turn is the poor man's Mia Sara. Or maybe it's all the other way around. I don't know.

Also, they've discriminated against lots of people who need to use glasses.

But closing French stores and other stores in Europe will dramatically affect their revenues in the US though. The point of having those two stores in France, or in any other European country, is that it establishes A&F as a must visit destination for retail-tourists once they get to the US. Outlet stores in the US…