… and self-chill.

Are you saying he should try for 42 dates a week?

Knucklehead! He's not Eighties John Ritter!

I've said this before, but doxxing is not 100% evil.

Here in Eastern Kentucky, you can see two different car auction programs. There's also a skeezy car dealer shows you around the lot to see what's HOT this week! program.

I went through this whole thing, and it comes down to this: the person starting this ruckus doesn;t know the difference between a transgendered character and an androgynous one/

K!

Que?

What the fuck was that?

"The whole profession is worthless, to be honest."
Oh, stop.

Was this one of the songs that got excised from the reruns?

How could he even get enough traction with that hand?

Doughnut sommelier on duty 24/7.

"… rebrand itself as a 'beverage-led brand.'”

When he whipped that thing out, there was spontaneous jizzing all round my multiplex.

1. I thought resurrecting Amy Winehouse was pretty impressive for that price.
2. Is "Amy Warehouse" supposed to be a play on Winehouse? Did I just prove that I am old and out of touch?
3. I can live with that.

Now that Garrison Keillor's no longer hosting Prairie Home cruises. this will have to do for mindnumbing mashups of daiquiri and hotdish cultures.

There's very little coal left in Eastern KY. Those kids are going to work in call centers.

What the hell kind of porn magazine was "Creamsicle"?

But what does Pickle have to say about all this?