Tim Allen's mug shot. For giggles.

Her voice kind of startled me, the way voices do when you see the people first, coming out so flat and dumb yet kind of tony, too…. All of a sudden I slid right down her voice into her living room. Her father and the other men were standing around in ice-cream coats and bow ties and the women were in sandals picking…

Why the long face, Jay?

I'm looking from my back porch at a onetime strip mine right now. You can tell, and so can the overburdened creeks.

Did he call nine million a "tiny" loan or a "small" loan? Semantics count, man.

DON'T READ THE ARTICLE'S. JUST CLICK ON THE LINK;S.

And there were, of course, many African-American coal miners.

Many mining jobs pay pretty well. My wife, who counsels high school kids, has trouble getting some of the bright ones to go to college because they have done the math and realized that they can be making $30k as a schoolteacher or $80k as a miner. (Of course, those jobs are not easy to come by, but a kid jonesing for…

Blankenship might be the most evil son of a bitch in the USA right now. That "golden parachute" of $86 million works out to about $3 million/dead miner.

Public humiliation sure put Don Blankenship's tail between his legs!

I did not read a single word of it. I just clicked on the video.

Now see if you can work "golfin' Republican alcoholic" into the rhyme scheme.

Pretties for You by Alice Cooper.

Ohhhhhhh—that Pete Townsend.

How does one dress like Walter White? Other than in beige?

Mansplaining to a vampire.

People go to Las Vegas for inauthenticity??!

You've never been to Sydney???!!! You lyin' bastard!

Jesus. That guy??

I wonder what he'd do if a big east coast magazine paid for him to take a cruise?