What kind of night was it?

Little sharp knives in those tiny humanoid hands.

About twenty-five years back, a middle-school science teacher outside Charleston, SC, found a dead but apparently intact raccoon by the side of the road on his way to work and brought it in for his kids to dissect. They all ended up getting rabies treatments.

Any time people hug, they're about to have sex. That's just human nature.

I should have put some sort of /sarc deal somewhere up there. All three of those are (inarguably, I think) among the best sitcoms ever—and Cheers seems to me to be GOAT.

Bonzo Goes to Trenton (and Does Anal)?

Two—TWO—future governors in the cast! Can any other movie make that claim?

I can imagine a nice romantic comedy titled Predator starring Bill Cosby, except it isn't nice, romantic, or a comedy.

If you're still logged in as the college kid who housesat for you last December, you get all kinds of weird stuff.

I hope that the Kelsey Grammer answer was serious—because he's a douche and he starred in twocountemtwo of your dad's favorite sitcoms (three if you count voice work), but the Rethug asshole is capable of great hilariousness.

"grilling, applying mustard, inserting sausage in bun"

Where does Netflix list westerns? I had the flu a couple of weeks back, and all I wanted to do was watch the kind of movie I'd have watched with my grandpa back in the day.

I remember when I bought Birth of a Nation (old one) from Amazon for a film course I was teaching. For the next six months, Amazon recommended Mein Kamof and The Turner Diaries.

Only three people had ever heard of them, but those three all went out and started bands and sexually assaulted their fans.

The fuck are dryer balls?

Hey, everyone! This guy's here!

Give your old man an extra necktie this Father's Day.

Isn't this supposed to be an Orange is the New Black review?

I live in a small town. I started cutting my own hair when I realized that the local barber really wanted to chat. When I tell people that, they look at me like I'm Hitler.

He's not a real whiz at this thinking thing.