RIP Pat Summitt.

When I went to see it at the dollar theater, a couple had their five-year-old kid with them. The child started making obvious distress noises almost immediately. I went to tell the theater's manager that there was some psychological child abuse going on in there. He told me that he'd call the Richland County Sheriff's…

Lolita aside. I also like The Short-Timers, AND the way Kubrick condenses it down to two of the novel's sections.

GODDAMMIT! BROOKLYN 99 WAS ON TONIGHT??!!

I kind of hated that. Nicole Richie was my favorite part of it. Least favorite: Tie between the unamusing "old" anchor and the apparent desire to make Dad a Wilson or Howard's Mom kind of character.

Wimoweh?

Goddam fierce girls every-fuckin—where.

There's a person living down the road from me in a Home Depot garden shed. She's painted it, planted flowers all around, and handbuilt a wall from fieldstone.

He didn't say his wife is beautiful.

$3000 at Home Depot:

About a week ago on this site, I asked "Is DAMN. fun."?

I look forward to watching this show which I will remember is on an hour after it airs. Cf. Superstore, Brooklyn 99.

Define "fun."

You're agreeing with something he neither said nor implied. Cool rhetorical move!

"I wasted two minutes of my life reading this"

My wife's a Taurus. There's that.

In this case, British is specific, not generic. It differentiates British English from American English and Canadian English, etc.

No.

Butta-

I'm a liar!